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German Stopper Robert Enke Dead at 32

2009 November 10
by Andrew Santos

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Top German goalkeeper Robert Enke has passed away this afternoon at the age of 32. The Hannover number one has just returned to practice after battling with a minor intestinal disease. read more…

This Must Stop NOW! The Gross Inability To Punish A Cheat.

2009 November 10
by Rob Blanchette

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There is no longer a debate on this. Not one which has any credibility. The reason i say this is that a debate is where two or more factions can equally assert their opinions on a given subject. Well….the debate is now dead. Its time for action.

Football is riddled by this disease that halts the match referee to make correct decisions. It is eating its soul and consuming its physical form. If you had a disease and there was a cure right in front of you would you accept it and try and get better. Yes, i think so.

The call for video technology has now reached such epic proportions that surely Mr Blatter can hear the sound of the call from his ivory tower. read more…

Peterborough sack Darren Ferguson

2009 November 10

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According to reports Peterborough have sacked Darren Ferguson. We all know that managers jobs are hardly safe these days but I think this could be one of the worst football sackings I’ve seen, unless of course there is more to come out from it – but I doubt it.  I don’t think Barry Fry (Posh’s Director of Football) has thought this one through. read more…

Man Utd swings for the other team?

2009 November 9
by glamorousdiss

I thought this was real when I first saw this and was about to perform a google search to see if its real, when I realized the bolded words were ones used for the search. And then I saw it was posted on FB by my Liverpool supporting friend. So I realized that he was taking the piss out of United losing to both Liverpool and Chelsea.

Anyway some people will think this is a sad way to proclaim your dislike for another team, while others will see the humour in it. All in all I think its done in the name of fun, as it is an FB picture, and only meant to be seen by a selected group of friends.

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Redknapp admits to disliking Bentley. Wenger wants to slap Gary Neville

2009 November 9

Chelsea march on as United seethe

2009 November 8
by Rite$h

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The only goal of the game, scored by John Terry on the 76th minute denied United the almost happening miracle of at least leaving Stamford Bridge with 1 point, but the goal was scored in a somewhat controversial manner, which left the United players seeing red and fuming at the officials, while the Blues celebrated.

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Weekly WAG – Elisabetta Canalis

2009 November 7

And the honor this week goes to Elisabetta Canalis.

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Elisabetta Canalis Fact File:

Age: 31

Hometown: Sassari, Italy

Claim to Fame: Television Personality, Actress, Model, and Currently dating George Clooney

WAG Connection: Before she hooked up with Clooney, Canalis dated Christian Vieri, Didier Drogba, and Reginaldo

Why do Men Love Her? Oh, I don’t know….her smoking figure and gorgeous face maybe?

Why do Women Love Her? Dating George Clooney probably won her just as many enemies as it did women who congratulate her on that feat.  But ladies, anyone who let Didier Drogba so much as touch them deserves some good karma.

Here’s your Elisabetta Canalis Gallery….. read more…

New Mexico’s WAG-like Keano

2009 November 7
by Andrew Santos

Not much to say really. Just take a peek at this video of New Mexico’s Elizabeth Lambert as she go mental on the opposition… Enjoy!

Chelsea V Manchester United – Why Fergie’s boys will not have enough against the Blues

2009 November 7
by Rob Blanchette

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Manchester United have been nothing but mediocre of recent. Therefore, we will be beaten at Stamford Bridge on Sunday..mark my words.

Now some United fans may find those words hard to stomach, especially as they come from a person that gets to twenty five games a season. But i like to call things honestly. Its not being a pessimist, in this case (…which i am at times!) Its just a reality check. United have been average at best this season.

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Man Utd: War of the keepers?

2009 November 6

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It seems staying too much in Van Der Sar’s shadow has taken a toll on Kuszczak and eventually tension has settled down between the two keepers, although Sir Alex has tried to play down the incident after Kuszczak was quoted on an interview with MUTV as:

To be honest, I must say this – and Edwin doesn’t like this too much for sure – but he doesn’t help me too much.

I have told him a few times already to give me some more advice because he’s got more experience and got many more games under his belt.

I say, ‘You have to give me something more because I like to know what I do wrong and like to watch other people. Doing that I can take some good from the advice I get.

But I don’t know, maybe Edwin doesn’t like me. You’ll have to ask him.

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United’s defensive woes continue

2009 November 4

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Manchester United nearly suffered humiliation last night as they faced CSKA Moscow at Old Trafford for the second leg of the group games in the Champions League. United were being led 1-3 after only 47 minutes, until some late drama from Scholes(84th) and a deflected goal from a Valencia shot brought them levelled in added time, and preserved United’s unbeaten home run in the CL since 2005, but it was a close shave for the Red Devils, who are qualified for the next stage with the draw.

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Magpies announce email address for stadium name

2009 November 4
by blissbubbley

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Yes you read that right Newcastle United have decided to call their stadium -  sportsdirect.com @ St James’ Park with immediate effect.

Managing director Derek Llambias said the famous ground would bear the name of owner Mike Ashley’s Company until the end of the season, when naming rights would be sold on the open market. Ashley angered supporters of Newcastle United late last month when he announced the club’s plans to rename the stadium for commercial purposes, having taken them off the market. read more…

Arsenal’s young guns set the standard

2009 November 4
by George

Arsenal are a rather special team, for many reasons. Manager Arsene Wenger has been in the job for more than a decade, which is an achievement in itself. In a day and age whereby managers come and go like candidates to be Sir Alan Sugar’s apprentice, 10 years in the job deserves a gold medal.

Secondly, the players he possesses in his vastly-talented squad. Down the years Wenger has constructed a young, agile, attacking side and has received a lot of criticism for not having a big ball-winner in the ranks. Especially since Patrick Vieira left. However, evidence this season suggests that Wenger knows exactly what he is doing.

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Nazis Attack Anti-Facist Club

2009 November 3

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“Alright mate, we’ll be fine today yeah? No repeats of last week right?” asked a friend of mine on the way to the football on Sunday morning.  “What are you talkin’ about? We never have trouble at our football ground” I replied. “Oh, I suppose you didn’t hear about what happened to the other Leipzig club…”

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Remember the name Kai Wayne Rooney!

2009 November 2
by blissbubbley

waynecoleenWayne and Coleen Rooney have announced that today at 2.20pm Coleen gave birth to a baby boy and have named him Kai Wayne Rooney. read more…