Somehow I don’t think Lucy Pinder Came Up with These Quotes

Ugh. Deep Breaths.
Anyway, “glamour model” Lucy Pinder is topless again in this month’s issue of Nuts. Classy as always.
Maybe I’m being judgmental but I just don’t think Miss Pinder came up with these quotes on her own.
In return for posting these photos I request readers go on an interweb scavenger hunt and find any video footage of Nemanja Vidic speaking in his native Serbian tongue. Quid pro quo. And a Serbian speaking Nemmies is to me what a topless Lucy Pinder may be to some of our male audience. Or female. Whatever flips your switch.





Just imagine if someone had given Luce Luce a pair of footie boots instead of a wonderbra when she was growing up. WDKF may have just had another staff member on our hands.












For all we know, if we get the chance to see her on the streets and ask her a question about footie, she might stare us straight back with a blank look.
I think if you ask for a complete sentence with subject-verb agreement you’d get a blank look. Who knows? Maybe she’s clever. I’m leaning towards doubtful on that though.
I’m getting out all my kits and g-strings tonight and putting my camera timer to good use. Stay tuned, WDKF readers.
Haha. Right. On a cold day in hell. (Or a sunny day in Manchester).
shes looks the same in all her photos, the same profile too.
she looks nice in those kits :)
i for one know that our dear miss pinder is a football expert…did i just say pert?
someone should tell her that those nike keeper gloves have such a grip that her breasts are likely to experience chaffing
Lucy is a Saints fan, has been for sometime. Been on Soccer AM a few times. Also quite a bright young lady as well by all accounts. The quotes have probably been ‘nuts readerised’ but Lucy could certainly have given proper answers.
proof of her saints allegience – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BJH_eAX_EE