Gemma Atkinson 2010 Calendar
2009 September 18
Well, Lucy Pinder’s football strip article seems to be popular, so here’s a bit on Gemma Atkinson.
So do her affiliations with Marcus Bent, Alan Smith, and Crissy Roll-around-aldo make her a WAG or a SLAG?
Well, macht nichts really because Gemma Atkinson will be laughing all the way to the bank with the sales of her 2010 Calendar…..
The 24 year old Manchester girl boasts a 34 E.
That’s like the size of my head.
Anyway, here are a few more previews of her upcoming calendar.
You’re Welcome.
My Apologies to Gemma. If it weren’t Ronaldo in her list of conquests and more like Giggs, Vidic, and Hartley, I wouldn’t even be thinking the word slag. “Genius” more like. Wait no, that water hose photo makes the moniker fitting. It stays.
I think it’s safe to say that anybody who has sh**ged Ronaldo has announced to the world that she is an out and out, Grade A, don’t-bring-her-home-to-meet-the-mum, bag of dirty washing. Can’t help being fascinated by the pictures though. What makes them do it?
Ah, I’d say the money, the attention. She sha***d Ronaldo, like you said. I’d do a photoshoot like this (minus Sept) for a husband type one day but not for the whole of the world. Esp. if I had a photoshopper of this caliber. Then again, I wouldn’t touch Ronaldo with a 10 foot pole.
Different standards of acceptable behavior.
its alllll about the money
my god. fortunately there’s only a few more days left of fasting.
used to watch hollyoaks just because of her, good times. june and december looks good but september is just awful.
Not my taste if I were a straight dude.
Her eyes are kinda vapid. No sparkle of cleverness at all.
It sure would be nice to have legs that long though.
back when she first started doing hollyoaks she had that homely kinda look to her which i liked. once she started dating footballers, i kinda went off her.
Its funny what shes turned into. She used to be considered a talented young actress but that was before she discovered she had a “mighty rack” She still comes across well when shes on the tv as shes is no airhead, but theses pics have been so touched up beyond belief because she is by no means that thin…the magic of photoshop.
That hose pic is so stereotypical..she really needs to get a plumber to fix that..(‘has idea for tv show’)
Katie, you really do understand what we warm blooded males like… Football+Rack. I’ll drink to that!
I’m with you. Football + Trophy girl with a rack. Sorry Katie!
It’s cool. Enjoy the “rack” when it’s sunk to the knees and you’re stuck with SaggyBoobs McStupid or paying alimony to her dumb mug for the rest of your years.
A true trophy = beauty + personality.
And there are plenty out there.
And yeah, Andrew…I don’t subscribe to the whole “Men are From Mars” ideology. Men are pretty transparent and understandable I think.
i prefer katie anyway……
Aw Bless.x
was meeting up with a friend and she asked about the writers here, and when i mentioned your name, katie, i realised that your name sounds similar to jordan’s real name. i know, random.
yj i have done exactly the same thing…Katie Price if you say it fast! (sorry kp)
infact if you say my name real fast it sounds like Brad Pitt
It’s about time somebody proposed to you Katie. You are beautiful, clever and witty. What are these guys waiting for, Giggs to get there first!!!
Aww, you’re so nice. Thank you.
Propose dinner is more my speed.
Suppose not watching WWII docs on a Friday night and leaving the house would work magic….it’s sort of my fault.
Hellooooo October…
Good month to be born.