USMNT Midfielder Stuart Holden Confuses Me

USMNT midfielder 24 year old Stuart Holden sat down for a 1 v 1 Interview and I’m left contemplating the douche/nottadouche conundrum more than ever.
I follow the Houston Dynamo player on twitter and sometimes I’m inexplicably attracted to his twitpics but as soon as he starts talking about Entourage or his own bobbleheads, I roll my eyes.
Then he’ll promote a charity…nottadouche.
Then he’ll highlight his hair….douche.
It’s probably not his fault. I just have Pavlovian aversion to the stereotypical all-American type after University (brosef). And I suppose it wouldn’t matter to me if the kid could hit some more net.
I’m confused. You decide.



























Nottadouche attempting to play a douche?
Not…. great person…truly friendly and great with the fans and kids. Never acts like he is better than anyone……