Weekly WAG – Danielle Lloyd

2009 October 23

And the honor this week goes to Danielle Lloyd.

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Danielle Lloyd Fact File:

Age: 25

Hometown: Liverpool, England

Claim to Fame: Crowned Miss England 2004, Miss Great Britain 2006, and appeared on Celebrity Big Brother 2007

WAG Connection: Teddy Sherringham, Marcus Bent, Jermaine Defoe and currently Jamie O’Hara

Why do Men Love Her? She’s very pretty and wears next to nothing.  I’m guessing she probably knows at least a little about football being that she’s dated a few players.

Why do Women Love Her? I don’t have an answer for this one.  She’s an accused racist (against Indian people), she’s rarely seen with actual clothes on, and she certainly doesnt appear to be clever.  I think she’s a stunning girl who ruins her beauty as soon as she opens her mouth. Oh no, wait- I can think of one.  Women can love her because un-retouched photos of Danielle show just how much photoshopping is done in magazines.  Clearly her stomach is not the one we see in print advertisements…

Here’s your Danielle Lloyd Gallery…

9 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 October 23
    Shallowgirl permalink

    Are these really all the same girl? How can you possibly equate number 13 (yacht) with number 15 or number 1. Ludicrous.

  2. 2009 October 23
    Mark permalink

    @Shallowgirl — Shows you the amount of photoshopping that goes in… How can you say she’s pretty? Those eyebrows remind me of a Klingon’s

  3. 2009 October 23

    Certainly she has a lot of editing done on her photos, and the pictures above just show how much.

    I was particularly horrified to see Danielle’s picture in the papers the night she was attacked in a club during a night out with O’Hara. The picture of her covered in blood awaiting an ambulance was horrid. The jealous attack that took place could have ruined her modelling career, but she has come out fighting and I’ve seen pictures taken since of her modelling without airbrushing out the scars.

    I’m not a great fan of her but no one deserves the attack that took place on her that night.

  4. 2009 October 23
    maserati4200 permalink

    Woof, woof!

  5. 2009 October 23

    To each their own, I suppose. I think she’s quite pretty. But I also think she’s an imbecile.
    And Sarah, agreed- nobody deserves an attack.
    Just once I want to take photos and have them photoshopped. Twould be my facebook default photo for all eternity.

  6. 2009 October 23

    Something tells me she might secretly be a Spurs fan.

    But I’m just guessing. lol

  7. 2009 October 25
    Bear permalink

    Damn she fine… i dont care if she got got a bit of meat. To me it looks just right,looking at the guys she dated looks like she goes around.I think she wont stop there! Anyway its about time a real women on the wag list not the skinny ones

  8. 2009 October 27
    maserati4200 permalink

    She’s not real. She has silicone baps.

    Plastic doesn’t do it for me.

  9. 2009 November 30

    my own order messi,eto,drogba ,montari,kaka,ronaldo,a,song tores

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